District Prime - Engine Bay
Repair protocols pulled from live neural interface.
Engine Schematic v2.7
Repair History: Last week, sector four had a plasma vent rupture. Took three hours, four burnt fingers and one very pissed AI. Patch notes say “fixed”. Reality says “taped”.
Live Feed Note: If the stream lags, it’s because the engine’s trying to eat bandwidth. Prioritise.
Quantum Diagnostics v3.1
Neutrino flux stable. Graviton stabilizers humming at optimal pitch. Warp coils? …still hissing. Working on it.
Old Log - Alpha Centauri: Rig exploded. Blamed it on solar flares. Was my fault. Again.
Betelgeuse Entry: Ship named “Pride”. Should’ve called it “Warning”. Went down in eleven minutes. Learned more from the fallout than college ever gave.
Orion Belt Fumble: Thought I could hotwire a singularity. Turns out they hotwire back.
Repair Queue
- Warp coil hiss — patching
- AI sass level — exceeding limit
- Coolant leak — taped, functional
- Dark matter puddle — contained
- Stream audio — still garbage
Watch the feed. If I scream, you know it’s serious. If I laugh, it’s worse.
…and if I go quiet? Run.